my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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