So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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