I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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