On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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