i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
even my farts smell like vagina
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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