I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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