S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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