I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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