When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
The adults are the big ones right?
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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