Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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