He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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