Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
My balls are so social today.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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