They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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