.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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