just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
