Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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