I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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