My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
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No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
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I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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