no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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