just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
