i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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