We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
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I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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