I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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