he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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