porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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