we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
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Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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