So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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