I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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