They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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