I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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