girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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