Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
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He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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