are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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