I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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