is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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