Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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