Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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