i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I'm always down for nudity.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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