why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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