My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
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Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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