Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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