I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
These tits shall not be calmed
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
