Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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