Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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