Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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