did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
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