Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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