Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?