I swear she didn't look like that last week.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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