Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
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But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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