yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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