I bet he comes in French.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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