Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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