is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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