I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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