The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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