ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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