I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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