My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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