theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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